How have I not seen this before now?!?!
July 10th, 2008 by Missy
Browsing around The War Store today, I stumbled across the celebrity testimonials. I was expecting to just find a couple of you know.. D-list actors who happen to play Warhammer, figured it would be amusing. What I found was so much better. It’s actually.. indescribable. You’ll have to read it for yourself to truly appreciate the beauty of it. To entice you to do so (please, please go read them all), I give you Chuck Norris’ endorsement of The War Store.
TheWarStore is the only place tough enough to handle orders for Chuck Norris
My name is Chuck Norris. I’m here to tell you some facts about TheWarStore.com. Neal is the the toughest guy in the online hobby business. I taught him everything he knows.
- TheWarStore doesn’t lower prices. Neal glares at them until they fall on their own.
- When I play 40k, I just use one miniature. But it is me, so I always win.
- TheWarStore doesn’t actually send packages to the post office. I just roundhouse kick them to your door.
- When I play D&D, the GameMaster doesn’t ask me to make a ‘to-hit’ roll. He asks me to roll a ‘how far did you kick their head off’ roll.
- TheWarStore prices just don’t beat the competition. It makes their store burst into flame, collapse, and then the rubble disintegrates.
- I play Blood Angels. I don’t have to paint them to make them look good; I just leave them around the room when I fight people.
- If I wanted, I could make GW sell to me at a discount, but I would rather buy from Neal at TheWarStore.
July 11th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Hah hah hah, that was great, thanks for the link! My favorite was Admiral Ackbar. Gotta love that guy!
-Dave
July 11th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
I know! I was just dying reading through those. Hubby was actually laughing so hard that he was crying at the Lindsay Lohan one!