Alex
September 6th, 2008 by Missy
Anyway, now for the promised Alex quote. We’re outside and I’m working out on the Bowflex, Dan is treadclimbing away. The kids are playing in the nearby sandbox, having a tea party on the concrete, picking flowers, running around like nuts, etc. Anya comes up to have a chat with me while I’m working out and screams and says that a bug ran across my butt. I didn’t feel or see anything, but I took a glance around, didn’t see anything.. and got back to working out.
The next thing I know, I look down and an ENORMOUS spider is ON MY LEG. And when I say enormous, I’m not just being a girl, it was seriously enormous, even Dan admits it. He estimates 4″ across, perhaps a little bigger. A fuzzy, hairy, disgusting thing. So I scream at the top of my lungs and jump up… the spider falls on the ground, Anya is trying to scale me to get away from it..
Alex just kind of stands there looking at it and Dan stomps on it to shut Anya and I up. The two of us are practically hyperventilating while the boys are just standing there. I asked Alex, “You weren’t scared of that spider?”
He gave me this look like I was a complete moron and said “No, I’m a man.”
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