Exquisite Turmoil

So we’re playing loaded questions (it’s a game where one person asks a question from a card and everyone else writes their answer down — then the asking party has to guess who wrote which answer). Anya decided that she wanted to play (just saying her answers out loud, of course). My mom reads the question “What’s the most annoying thing that a driver can do when you are a passenger in their car?” Anya’s answer?

“Slam into another car.” I found that pretty clever, actually. It would be quite annoying.

Another Anya one here. Just happened about five minutes ago actually. She’s laying down on the couch and pulls her big girl pants down and pulls her butt cheeks apart and says “Hey mommy, why does this open?”

Like, omg x.x